the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
