part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He has the fingertips of a God
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