how can u be prego again
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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