Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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