Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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