Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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