It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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