What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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