She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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