he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
