they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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