So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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