remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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