I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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