Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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