No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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