He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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