just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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