I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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