Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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