I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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