Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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