No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We are all done wearing pants today
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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