I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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