would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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