Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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