I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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