I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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