You're my little dorito
People in love make me want to vomit
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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