let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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