Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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