So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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