Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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