btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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