I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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