doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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