Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
