shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
