yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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