whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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