Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just want nice things and good sex
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
