Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Randomize
