Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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