ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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