I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I just forgot I was standing up.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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