I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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