k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He felt like a one man threesome
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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