Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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