Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Randomize
