So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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