that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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